The Scoop

Hard as Nails, Metrosexual fancies playing in MLS sometime in the future. I think he is ready now, personally.

Former Liverpool Captain, Sami Hyypia will move on from Anfield after the Champions League. Newcastle, Bolton and Manchester City are already lining up for his signature. You've done well over the years my man.

The forever-diving, ahem, I mean injured...Arjen Robben wants to fight for a spot on the Chelsea squad next season. I don't blame him. Who would want to move to Munich?

Mido wants away from White Hart Lane. He may be a good signing for the likes of Manchester City this summer.

Sheffield United will be unveiling Bryan Robson as their new gaffer tomorrow.

Sir Alex Ferguson has finally gotten landed his catch. Owen Hargreaves has been signed by Manchester United for £18M from Bayern Munich.

West Ham want Craig Bellamy to replace the departing Carlitos Tevez.