The Scoop

Gabriel Heinze may have inadvertently signed his walking papers with yet another poor performance with Manchester United. This time against Milan. I believe he is too slow for the Premiership. Are there any Argentinian defenders that can play in the Premiership?

This almost earned it's own post, but I'll just stick it here in 'The Scoop'...
'Hard as nails, Metrosexual' is having surgery on his groin. I wonder if he's getting some testicles? If the implant surgery goes well, Barcelona and Milan are open arms, although the loss on the £31million paid would be Sheffield United entire summer transfer kitty.

Hmmm, first I heard of this one...
Everton's Tim Cahill to Roma this summer?

It seems Valencia have come to terms and are awaiting the eminent departure of David Villa. Now they only want the highest bidder. He should come to Liverpool where his 'mother tongue' is spoken as a first language. It would make it easier for him to settle in England.

Sir Alex Ferguson is weighing a summertime swoop for cross-town rival, Manchester City right back, Micah Richards. £20million would look good to City for rebuilding at the moment too.

Newcastle United want to cut their losses on £10million flop, Alberto Luque, and sell him off to PSV for whatever they can get.

Fiorentina striker, Luca Toni is at dee wery top of dee Bayern Munchen vish list.