The Scoop

Olympique Lyonnaise are interested in taking, forever injured Louis Saha off of Sir Fergie's hands.

Meanwhile, in Barcelona, they are weighing options of targeting 'Deflection' Frank Lampard.

With Serie A prize money firmly hidden underneath their beds, Inter Milan are targeting Deco to replace the departing Louis Figo.

Manchester City's, Joey Barton, will not be playing for City any longer after his bust up with Dabo. Roy Keane will knock some sense into that troublesome lad. I think you can look for Barton in a Sunderland kit next season. If not, he'll be in jail or a phsych ward.

West Ham is keen on Danny Shittu.

Werder Bremen will not allow Miroslav Klose to join another Bundesliga side. Come on over to Liverpool boy! The weather is nice these days.

Holy Smokes! Martin Jol is actually going after a defender! Spurs have have reportedly agreed a £7.5million fee with Auxerre for French defender Younes Kaboul.