The Scoop

This really isn't news to anybody, but Alex will be 're'-joining Chelsea for 50p very soon.

Titus Bramble will join Portsmouth after being let go from Newcastle. I cannot believe 'Arry is going to sign that useless player. Freddie Ljungberg and Mark Viduka may be on their way there too.

Atletico Madrid want West Ham United's Bobby Zamora. Also in the article news about various other 'high-profile' players Curbishley may lose over the summer (Benayoun, Reo-Coker, and Tevez)

Steven Taylor wants a new Newcastle United contract pronto!

Robert Pires (whatever that is worth) has urged Claude Makalele to join him at the Yellow Submarine.