The Scoop

I'm not too much sure of this one, but I'll throw it out for the fishes anyhow...Xabi Anlonso to be included in Eto'o move to Liverpool. See, you know what I'm saying? It doens't sit well with me, but it is in print so let's link it! On the other hand, it seems Sir Alex wants to rubbish this transfer to Liverpool as well.

Is Florent Malouda on his way to a brighter future at Arsenal?

AC Milan are leaving a hole for 'Hard as Nails, Metrosexual' to fill...if he can.

Sven Goran Eriksson is looking to buy thinner outerwear this winter now.

Franck Ribery wants to leave football in France and test the waters abroad.

Sir Alex is looking to buy Portu-geezer Nani for £17.5million.