The Scoop

Carlitos Tevez will be in Manchester for a medical next Tuesday. I assume he will be on loan (with Manchester United) afterwards as Mascherano is with us (Liverpool) at the moment. The finalization will come later on as there is just too much dodgey business that went on with the original Argentinian transactions to West Ham. Not to mention the FA is looking over shoulders at the moment. Bloody wankers (West Ham, not, well, sure, the FA as well)!

Northern Ireland's David Healy has signed for Fulham for a bargain £1M. They also bagged Paul Konchesky today too.