Keano Was Right

Not only do the prawn sandwich eaters make for a piss poor crowd, they also have the ability to kill you. How you ask? Flatulence.

Methane emissions from cattle have been blamed for contributing to global warming for years when the real culprits have been flaunting their crimes against humanity in front of millions from Old Trafford. Shame on you, Manchester United.

That's the only conclusion one can draw from Al Gore's recruitment of Alex Ferguson into his army against global warming. Sir Alex was among 150 "high-level individuals" invited to Cambridge to hear Al Gore break down some inconvenient truths.

If anyone has a better reason why Gore approached Sir Alex, I'd love to hear it. At least he was smart enough to not recruit Second Choice Steve. If he had, the earth would be a fireball by now.