The Scoop

Chelsea are ready to hand Ronaldinho a £7M per year contract and want to sign the Barcelona ace in January before he can invoke FIFA article 17 (and buy himself out of his current contract.)

Juve want to take Chelsea's useless Shevchenko off of their hands.

Liverpool better put pen to paper with Javier Mascherano...YESTERDAY! Now, we all know there will be a long line of suitors for him if this does not happen. So just sign him!

A Wearside bar has banned Anthony Stokes from the premises after Roy Keane had warned the young player of the perils of celebrity.

Martin Jol still thinks he was the best man for the Tottenham gig.

Arsene Wenger has his beatty little eyes set on Lyon's Karim Benzema and Hatem Ben Arfa.