The Scoop

'Tis been a spell,
Therefore, may as well...
Bring in the SCOOP!

(Not quite a Haiku, but it looks like one at first glance...especially if ya' don't know what a Haiku is you Tottenham fans!)

Zico wants to put Carlo Cudicini off his rocker by talking rubbish about him in the media...dirty Brazillian Bastard!

Aaron Lennon to Anfield...I can only hope (I rate him highly, although, the price would be the issue. We can probably get Sergio Aguero for the same price Tottenham would want for his services...then I'd much rather have Aguero and Torres up top...FUGGEDABOWDIT!)

Useless, saliva emitter and ex-Liverpool utility player, El Hadji Diof, has claimed that he will be leaving Bolton for (I can only Imagine) a fine Croatian side, but only after he saves Bolton from relegation! Spanish or Italian teams chasing him...mon cul! They must be second or third division?

Chelsea are chasing Argie/Boca rat tail striker, Rodrigo Palacio for £6M! That would be a steal.