Torrescito Speaks About The Gaffer and Liverpool FC

"Now I'm going to try to respond to them by getting a couple of goals against Chelsea. Everybody dreams about playing in the Champions League and in the space of a few months I have gone from watching it on TV to having a part in it.

"I have already got plenty of memories. My goal at the San Siro when we beat Inter Milan 1-0, the 4-0 win over Marseille, and my goal in the 4-2 win over Arsenal.

"And now it is the turn of Chelsea. I don't ask myself questions – I just tell myself time and again that I have done the right thing to join Liverpool."

The Scoop

Much sought after Croatian midfielder, Luka Modric seems to have chosen Tottenham Hotspur to ply his trade.

More news about a £50M Chelsea move for Kaka.

The Scoop

Chelsea are discussing a swap with Internzionale for unsettled Ivorian Striker, Didier Drogba for likewise unsettle/moody Swedish Striker, Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

Will Sven make a swoop for out of sorts, Barça pair, Ronaldinho and Thierry Henry?

Many Apologies for the Missing Spell, We're Baaaacccckkkk Mutha Truckas!

Cheers and Happy Champions League!

Footie at Night! Hell Yeah!

"Teamed up with Pierre Haulot, Nike has come up with a solution to keep you playing sports day and night. Virtual Park is a glow-in-the-dark spray paint that can be used to transform any environment you need to keep practicing at night. The paint only lasts for about two hours so there's no worries about vandalism. This is definitely an interesting product with lots of potential, not just for sports enthusiasts, but also for artists and advertisers around the world."

News Alert

One of my personal favorite players and New Kid on the Block, Bojan Krkic not only scored a brilliant bicycle kick goal last week, but he also became the youngest starlet to bag a goal in a UEFA Champions League match. Thierry Henry gave Bojan a tipped cross after he failed to bag his initial shot.

The Scoop

'Tis been a spell,
Therefore, may as well...
Bring in the SCOOP!

(Not quite a Haiku, but it looks like one at first glance...especially if ya' don't know what a Haiku is you Tottenham fans!)

Zico wants to put Carlo Cudicini off his rocker by talking rubbish about him in the media...dirty Brazillian Bastard!

Aaron Lennon to Anfield...I can only hope (I rate him highly, although, the price would be the issue. We can probably get Sergio Aguero for the same price Tottenham would want for his services...then I'd much rather have Aguero and Torres up top...FUGGEDABOWDIT!)

Useless, saliva emitter and ex-Liverpool utility player, El Hadji Diof, has claimed that he will be leaving Bolton for (I can only Imagine) a fine Croatian side, but only after he saves Bolton from relegation! Spanish or Italian teams chasing him...mon cul! They must be second or third division?

Chelsea are chasing Argie/Boca rat tail striker, Rodrigo Palacio for £6M! That would be a steal.